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1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011
Get the Sword of Damocles mug.A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.
John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.
by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012
Get the fruitopia mug.1) A cartoonish sound effect originating with the animaniacs. A sound of bouncing or jumping, especially:
2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
by Nunuv Yabizness January 8, 2012
Get the boingy mug.A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.
by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011
Get the skeptical hippo mug.1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.
2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.
by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011
Get the turtle mug.An indignant response to some form of rejection, often said while walking away. When used online, an image macro of a guy in a striped outfit is used.
Snoot: Hey! No surfing Urban Dictionary in this cyber cafe!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
Dude: Well fuck your shit! I'll find a place where I can!
by Nunuv Yabizness March 22, 2011
Get the Well Fuck Your Shit mug.A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
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