Definitions by Nunuv Yabizness
fruitopia
A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.
John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.
fruitopia by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012
Kwok's quease
(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.
Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Kwok's quease by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012
boingy
1) A cartoonish sound effect originating with the animaniacs. A sound of bouncing or jumping, especially:
2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
boingy by Nunuv Yabizness January 8, 2012
razorgirl
1) A "stock" female character often found in cyberpunk media. i.e. Molly Millions (Neuromancer), Trinity (The Matrix), and Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost In The Shell). They take on roles like mercenaries and bodyguards.
2) A female stepping razor. A tough, street-bred, leather-clad, ass-kicking, gun-toting girl who will hand your nuts to you if you stare at her breasts too long!
2) A female stepping razor. A tough, street-bred, leather-clad, ass-kicking, gun-toting girl who will hand your nuts to you if you stare at her breasts too long!
Guy 1: Watch out for that blonde in the school-girl outfit. She's a razorgirl!
Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
razorgirl by Nunuv Yabizness November 8, 2011
pam cake
Also: pamcake, pam-cake, Pam Cake.
(verb) To trample, stampede, or run over a female cheerleader.
(noun) A cheerleader who is suddenly trampled, especially if stampeded by the football team.
Term comes from Season 3 Episode 4 of 1000 Ways to Die.
(verb) To trample, stampede, or run over a female cheerleader.
(noun) A cheerleader who is suddenly trampled, especially if stampeded by the football team.
Term comes from Season 3 Episode 4 of 1000 Ways to Die.
(verb) That cheerleader pyramid didn't see the errant pass headed their way, so they got pamcaked by the wide receiver and both safeties.
(noun) Suzy was trampled by the whole team when she did a split in front of the banner, so now we call her Pam Cake.
(noun) Suzy was trampled by the whole team when she did a split in front of the banner, so now we call her Pam Cake.
pam cake by Nunuv Yabizness October 2, 2011
Sword of Damocles
1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
Sword of Damocles by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011
Apocalypse Cow
A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
Apocalypse Cow by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011