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fruitopia

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A travesty or perversion of utopia (fruit(def. 4) + utopia). An ideal society corrupted to the point of mocking self-parody. Not necessarily a dystopia, but far removed from paradise.
John Galt's dream of corporations free of government oversight is just an excuse for a parasitic-capitalism fruitopia.
by Nunuv Yabizness December 15, 2012
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Kwok's quease

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(noun) Another term for Chinese restaurant syndrome. Named for Robert Ho Man Kwok who wrote a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine describing his ailment after eating Chinese food.

Also, a song by Rupert Hine about the ailment.
Man, I gotta cut back on the Chinese noodles and fried rice. I've got Kwok's quease big time.
by Nunuv Yabizness August 22, 2012
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boingy

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1) A cartoonish sound effect originating with the animaniacs. A sound of bouncing or jumping, especially:

2) The sound of large breasts bouncing.
I was watching a gif of a big-boobed blonde jumping rope. Boingy, boingy, boingy!!!
by Nunuv Yabizness January 8, 2012
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razorgirl

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1) A "stock" female character often found in cyberpunk media. i.e. Molly Millions (Neuromancer), Trinity (The Matrix), and Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost In The Shell). They take on roles like mercenaries and bodyguards.

2) A female stepping razor. A tough, street-bred, leather-clad, ass-kicking, gun-toting girl who will hand your nuts to you if you stare at her breasts too long!
Guy 1: Watch out for that blonde in the school-girl outfit. She's a razorgirl!

Guy 2: I wish you had told me that before she punched my nuts in.
by Nunuv Yabizness November 8, 2011
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pam cake

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Also: pamcake, pam-cake, Pam Cake.

(verb) To trample, stampede, or run over a female cheerleader.

(noun) A cheerleader who is suddenly trampled, especially if stampeded by the football team.

Term comes from Season 3 Episode 4 of 1000 Ways to Die.
(verb) That cheerleader pyramid didn't see the errant pass headed their way, so they got pamcaked by the wide receiver and both safeties.

(noun) Suzy was trampled by the whole team when she did a split in front of the banner, so now we call her Pam Cake.
by Nunuv Yabizness October 2, 2011
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1) A story of Greek legend, in which tyrant Dionysius II of Syracuse showed Damocles the dangers of being "fortunate" by allowing him to sit in his throne while a sword hung over him held only by a singe strand of hair.

2) An ever-present threat that can destroy one's good fortunes at any moment.
Is the Tea Party really that suicidal for the Sword of Damocles over their heads?
by Nunuv Yabizness July 31, 2011
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Apocalypse Cow

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A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
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