pronounced: "jel-in"
(adjective, verb)
adj: In the state of mind where getting the news that your dog was hacksawed to death by a hipster wouldn't bother you one bit. Only obtained by wearing Dr. Scholl's gel shoe insoles. The care-free attitude has been described as relaxing on a hammock made of hemp, while in a coma.
v: being in the above state of mind
Now, here are some words that are more likely to be spoken while gellin'. With these words can come great rap lyrics. And that's sayin' somethin', yo.
bestsellin'
compellin'
dispellin'
dwellin'
Ellen
excellin'
expellin'
felon
fellin'
Ferdinand Magellan
foretellin'
gellin'
Helen
melon
mispellin'
outsellin'
propellin'
rebellin'
repellin'
resellin'
retellin'
sellin'
shellin'
short-sellin'
smellin'
tellin'
yellin'
Rap on, m'brothas.
(adjective, verb)
adj: In the state of mind where getting the news that your dog was hacksawed to death by a hipster wouldn't bother you one bit. Only obtained by wearing Dr. Scholl's gel shoe insoles. The care-free attitude has been described as relaxing on a hammock made of hemp, while in a coma.
v: being in the above state of mind
Now, here are some words that are more likely to be spoken while gellin'. With these words can come great rap lyrics. And that's sayin' somethin', yo.
bestsellin'
compellin'
dispellin'
dwellin'
Ellen
excellin'
expellin'
felon
fellin'
Ferdinand Magellan
foretellin'
gellin'
Helen
melon
mispellin'
outsellin'
propellin'
rebellin'
repellin'
resellin'
retellin'
sellin'
shellin'
short-sellin'
smellin'
tellin'
yellin'
Rap on, m'brothas.
man1: AHMAHGAD YOU RAN OVER MY LEGS!!! AAAHH!!
man2: Heeey, that dude is sooo nooot gellin'!
man3: Yeeaah, man…
man1: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH?! HE RAN OVER MY LEGS!!
men2,3: Naahh, man… we're gellin'!
man2: Heeey, that dude is sooo nooot gellin'!
man3: Yeeaah, man…
man1: WHAT ARE YOU HIGH?! HE RAN OVER MY LEGS!!
men2,3: Naahh, man… we're gellin'!
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 01, 2009
pronounced: lo-ding
1. the single most excruciating word to the ears of computer owners
2. filling with some kind of cargo
3. receiving components of something desired
1. the single most excruciating word to the ears of computer owners
2. filling with some kind of cargo
3. receiving components of something desired
1. computer: "Whatever crap you want is still loading." me: "GAH!!"
2. We loaded that medium with some sort of cargo.
3. The 4-kb text file took longer than 10 seconds to load.
2. We loaded that medium with some sort of cargo.
3. The 4-kb text file took longer than 10 seconds to load.
by Nuclear Tank Factory March 23, 2009
pronounced: mee-dee-um
-noun-
1. venue
2. one (usually an old, ugly woman) who supposedly communicates with the spirits of the dead
3. a crappy-ass TV show that had no future from the begginning
-noun-
1. venue
2. one (usually an old, ugly woman) who supposedly communicates with the spirits of the dead
3. a crappy-ass TV show that had no future from the begginning
1. The medium I use to go Internetting is Internet Explorer 8, because Firefox is too cluttered and visually unappealing with no address bar memory, Chrome doesn't have fullscreen or address bar memory, and Opera… I forget why.
2. It's a wonder how the medium industry survives when the idiot population skyrockets… Oh, wait…
3. "Medium" sucks.
2. It's a wonder how the medium industry survives when the idiot population skyrockets… Oh, wait…
3. "Medium" sucks.
by Nuclear Tank Factory March 24, 2009
HFP stands for Hands-Free Pee, the phenomenon in which no hands are needed to urinate. While women are (usually) regularly capable of HFP, men who stand up to urinate often miss. HFP in men is usually attributed to a mild boner that perfects the angle of urination; however, other factors may affect HFP.
Experiencing HFP is said to make a man's day.
Experiencing HFP is said to make a man's day.
Jay: "Dude! You just came out of the bathroom without washing your hands! What gives?"
Greg: "I didn't have to! I got a HFP, so all that I had to do was whip it out and tuck it in! I'm gonna cancel that 4 o' clock suicide now!"
Jay: "Swell!"
Greg: "I didn't have to! I got a HFP, so all that I had to do was whip it out and tuck it in! I'm gonna cancel that 4 o' clock suicide now!"
Jay: "Swell!"
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 10, 2009
(noun)
pronounced: tair-er-tits
etymology: terrorist + tits
The worst set of breasts you've ever seen. Breasts that haunt your nightmares. The image of them is carved into your brain. Thinking about kittens? BOOM. Terrortits. The sheer evil of these notorious knockers is why they're named after people who feed on others' fear. The malevolent mammaries of Satan's bride are out to give good boobs a bad name and turn those who like them into permanently scarred beings. Running away crying has shown to help cope with victims.
pronounced: tair-er-tits
etymology: terrorist + tits
The worst set of breasts you've ever seen. Breasts that haunt your nightmares. The image of them is carved into your brain. Thinking about kittens? BOOM. Terrortits. The sheer evil of these notorious knockers is why they're named after people who feed on others' fear. The malevolent mammaries of Satan's bride are out to give good boobs a bad name and turn those who like them into permanently scarred beings. Running away crying has shown to help cope with victims.
Seeing terrortits with your bare eyes may cause suicide. Discontinue sight if you manage not to kill yourself. Their prescence may shrivel testicles and kill small animals. If terrortits continue to exist, consult a hacksaw.
by Nuclear Tank Factory April 19, 2009