Notarapist's definitions

mam

Casual slang term when addressing females. Not to be confused with ma'am. Only to be used by a female, in case of sexual harassment.

Your clothes rock, mam.

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

frap

To fart and crap simultaneously.

Stop frapping in the hallway..

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

esp

Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.

"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"

by NotARapist April 21, 2005

crak

Like crack, but spelled by someone actually on it.

ya dude i love crak!!

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

Brown Snow

Taking and freezing a large shit to use as a frozen dildo for your girlfriend to play with

Yeah I didnt want to have sex with Jas so I just gave her some brown snow instead

by Notarapist September 4, 2014