Definitions by NotMizan

BizBuzz 

Having sex with a someone super hot only to later find out it was a swarm of bees arranged into a human shaped mass.

Person A: "I was bangin this hot chick last night but when I woke up I was covered in honey and beestings. What gives!?"

Person B: "Oh man, you ran into some serious BizBuzz!"

BizBuzz by NotMizan July 27, 2018

Maheen

A person who thinks they're super funny but in fact IS NOT. One time made so many bad puns the National Guard was called.

Person A: "Oh man that person told the dumbest joke I've ever heard I don't even know what to say to them"

Person B: "Call them what they are...a Maheen"

Maheen by NotMizan July 27, 2018

Ruhee 

Someone who makes plans with you but doesn't show up either because they are asleep or have to cut tomatoes with their grandma.

Person A: "Where are they? They said for sure we were meeting up today! I haven't seen them in so long."

Person B: "What a Ruhee..."

Ruhee by NotMizan July 27, 2018

Sabrina 

1. Someone won't leave the house until their teal pants come out of the wash.

2. Someone who laughs like a crow on crack cocaine.

Person A: "They would have been here an hour ago, but they just messaged saying they're still waiting for their pants."

Person B: "What's that sound? Did a garbage truck just hit a cat?!"

Person A: "Oh good here they come. What a Sabrina, amirite?"

Sabrina by NotMizan July 27, 2018