2 definitions by NotFire05hahafunny8cock

Mad Cuz Bad

The god tier roast that entails the fact that You appear to be in a not so stellar mood that can be classified as "mad" due to the simple fact that you are not talented at all at this piece of entertainment for the Nintendo Wii console classified as a video game called Mario Kart Wii which was released on the 10th of April in the year two thousand and eight, the 6th instalment in the popular Mario Kart series and the 13th best selling game of all time, which started on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System in 1991. You blame it all on QM and fail to take into account your serious skill issue that you have happened to acquire after the many years you have played this game and feel that it is the games fault that you are failing and not yours, Even though it is certainly not the games fault as you are using the best character in the game "the funkiest of monkeys" ,This, among other things, henceforth entails that you are considered to be not very good a such a game and therefore “bad"

Man 1 : ARGHHH i just failed 1:21 on Mario circuit because QM made me go into the tree!!!!
Man 2 (probably some sort of twitch chat): Mad Cuz Bad

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 20, 2021

Cockus Grumpus

That moment when you do something so minor that it doesn't matter but its still pretty cockus grumpus, that moment for when you need something to say but you dont know what, cockus grumpus, that moment when you do something so incredibly epic that there is no other way of describing it, Cockus Grumpus

Man 1: ayoo i just flicked this paper off the desk
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus
Man 1:...
Man 2:...
Man 1:...
Man 2: Cockus Grumpus

Man 3: Hey Guys you will never guess what, I just bought 16 pounds of weed!!
Man 1 and Man 2 simultaneously : COCKUS GRUMPUS!!!!

by NotFire05hahafunny8cock December 19, 2021