Dogbro is some lame f*ck who couldn't get laid with a hundred dollar bill hanging out of his zipper so instead he walks around to every place he goes with the cutest, fluffiest of dogs to try and pick up chicks.
Also if this doesn't work he will result to breaking the little guys leg at which he has to wear a cast for even more "awww your cute dog has a broke wittle weg" sympathy p*ssy.
Also if this doesn't work he will result to breaking the little guys leg at which he has to wear a cast for even more "awww your cute dog has a broke wittle weg" sympathy p*ssy.
by NotDogBro June 16, 2014