ohio

The 17th state of the United States -- in 1803. Contains 13,000,000 people and its chief cities are Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the capital of Columbus. Ohio is known for being the home of the Wright Brothers, the first man in space, more presidents than any other state, and Generals William T. Sherman and U.S. Grant. Also home of the champion OSU Buckeyes. Unlike what others may tell you, there are larger hellholes in the universe. Ohio has a lot to offer and is a decent place full of decent people.

Ohio's old license plates said "The heart of it all,and man was that a shitty slogan"

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 17, 2003

cock tease

Evil whore who flirts with you a lot and manages to fleece you like a sheep for everything you are worth in a false anticipation that you will gain mindblowing sex in exchange for what you do. Well, the end result is that she gets what she ants and you get fucked in the figurative sense and must go back to the old threesome of me, myself, and I.

That girl is such a cocktease. I gave her a gold necklace and she took my heart. THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 24, 2003

Great Britain

Home of Royal Family, London, and very resillient people, once controlling 1/4 of the world, today this nation of 60,000,000 is a textbook example of the inherent flaws of a socialist governing system including corrupt MPs, crumbling healthcare, and BBC. Good soccer.

So, that MP bought a new Vauxhall with my tax money...shit...

by Not so super DJ Gennady September 11, 2003

Craven Morehead

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy

Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 30, 2003

M.I.L.F.

1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

1.self explanatory
2. "

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 05, 2003

MiG

1.Russian made fighters that show how minorities could change the fate of Russian/Soviet weapon technology (Mikoyan was Armenian and Gurevich was Jewish). The initial fighters were fast, but little else....meaning they could escape from the Germans but not stay and shoot. MiG improved their fighters and started to build top of the line fighter aircraft. The MiG-21 is the most mass produced fighter in the world with 21,000 in service. The MiG-25 can go mach 2.8. However, the MiG company was bought out in 1996 and mainly makes stunt aircraft and corporate jets now. MiGs also pale in comparison to the mighty Sukhoi fighters that now make up a lot of Russia's arsenal.
2. Slang for any Russian fighter.

I've got a MiG on my tail!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 23, 2003

LA dating protocol

A process in which the future of a relationship can be determined by the 3 follwoing lines.
1. I'll call you- You are a fuckhead and trust me, you'll never hear from me again.
2. Let's do lunch- I want to test the waters some more before I jump in with you.
3.Let's do sushi- Means either a) I like sashimi a lot, or b) I want you to fuck me until your cock bleeds in the near future cause you're that incredible.

That girl just wanted to do lunch, what a fucking bitch!

by Not so super DJ Gennady January 16, 2003