Definitions by Not Covey

Welcome to the jungle 

An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.

Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.

Welcome to the jungle by Not Covey January 30, 2008