5 definitions by Norton Johnson
Some one who is not a homosexual, but is a complete idiot, and he's so smug and proud that you just want to BASH HIS FACE IN WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!
A "gaytard" sits next to me in english. He occasionally smirks over at me and says something idiotic.
by Norton Johnson December 5, 2006
A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.
by Norton Johnson December 5, 2006
A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.
by Norton Johnson December 5, 2006
Some one who is so annyoing/stupid/gay that there is no better word or chain of words to explain him/her by.
by Norton Johnson December 3, 2006
It's basically a sickness where you take a random household object and start humping it. Researchers are not sure where or when this fenomen originated, but it is believed to have spawned from children wathcing too much pron.
(spluh GOT nee uh)
(spluh GOT nee uh)
Why is your son here Ms. WHite?
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia
Well, he keeps picking up books and humping them.
Looks like he's got a severe cas of splegotnia
by Norton Johnson December 5, 2006