2 definitions by Non Ignorant Human (I Think)

A man that I would much rather date than a real man. Please come home to me my beloved.
Zhongli "In terms of mora, we have no mora."

Me: DON'T WORRY ZHONGLI, I CAN PAY THE BILLS WAP YOU CAN HIT ME WITH YOUR ULT ANY DAY! ðŸĪŠðŸĪŠðŸĪŠðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ŦðŸ˜ŦðŸ˜Ŧ😀😀😀ðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸ˜ģðŸĨīðŸĨīðŸĨīðŸĨī😏😏😏😏
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An extremely irritating word that my friend likes to use, from which I am presuming is an abbreviation of the word "Play of the game". Play of the game is featured in a video game called "Overwatch" and can be seen at the end of a match. Although, more recently, it has been more commonly associated with Twitch and is now an emote that can be used on the site. A lot of people also associate the word with a twitch user by the name of "Tommyinnnit", due to his excessive use of the word. I've tried to watch a stream from the "Dream SMP" (specifically one of Tommies streams), but found it inredibly boring. However, I see no harm in liking it, and if you do that's fine. Some other words I've heard which are similar to pog are "Pogchamp" and "Poggers".
My friend: "Omg (Insert my name), Your outfit is so poggers today! Oh, and we should go get some pizza because I heard the pizza that this restaurant sells is pog!"

Me: "While I appreciate the compliment, could you please just stop using the word "pog" so much? I was able to tolerate it when you said it from time to time, but now you say it in practically every sentence."

My friend: "No stfu" *proceeds to use it in every sentence for the whole day to irritate me*
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