Definitions by Noma D. Plume

foodache 

The unique combination of stomach, head, and occasionally tooth pain that occurs after eating too much rich or sugary food.

Stop blasting the Food Network, bitch, I have a foodache!

foodache by Noma D. Plume June 14, 2011

douchegoggles 

Proper terminology for oversized black 'hipster' glasses. Legend has it that through these useless bifocals, the world actually looks 40% more inferior to you.

Emma's douchegoggles may have caused her to think that Raphael was impressed by her Belle and Sebastien tee shirt.

douchegoggles by Noma D. Plume March 20, 2011