Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
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Pinecus Telephonicus

A 5G cell tower disguised as a Pine tree in urban areas.
The Pinecus Telephonicus really blends in with those trees near the school.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
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