Nobody's definitions
People that are so desperate for a girlfriend that they will go out with a girl from Canada that they met over X-Box Live.
by Nobody May 13, 2005
Get the Desperationmug. by Nobody April 21, 2005
Get the I will eat your soulmug. To invent strange french men alternative egos. To be jealous of those named "Maegan" who are super cool. Beware, if you see a manly figure sporting a trendy pink two piece bathing suit, this is most likely a Tsouker.
person 1: Jean pierre called me...
person 2: you were TSOUKED!
(any tsouker) : Maegan is so cool!!!
AAAh, a tsouker is on the loose!
person 2: you were TSOUKED!
(any tsouker) : Maegan is so cool!!!
AAAh, a tsouker is on the loose!
by nobody February 20, 2005
Get the Tsoukmug. A game show where if you get a wrong answer, you might literally get dropped out of the game, after you spin the wheel.
by Nobody July 21, 2003
Get the Russian Roulettemug. 

