Definitions by Noah Spurbeck

justin albachten 

A slutbag who likes men preferably under the age of 13.

Woooooww, that dude is being Justin Albachten right now, un-groovy.

justin albachten by Noah Spurbeck February 19, 2019

Splarsh

A dish primarily consisting of the byproduct in pumpkinseed oil.

Y'all got any Splarsh?

Splarsh by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

Melus 

An ignorant slut.

Franklin stop being such a melus.

Melus by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

croffing 

The act of vomiting off of a very tall building.

"Bro, Jake and I went croffing off the empire state building yesterday. "

croffing by Noah Spurbeck August 4, 2017