No puttz's definitions

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

cupcake struggle

a phrase meaning that someone is having trouble reaching their goals.

"How'd you do on the test?"
"I failed."
"Cupcake Struggles"

by No puttz April 11, 2015

Jelly Debbie

someone who is both jealous and a Debbie downer at the same time

she was a jelly Debbie when saw her man talking to another girl.

by No puttz March 27, 2015

Hilt hunting

The act of a woman searching for a satisfactory hilt to fuck. A woman in search of a man who's hilt she might enjoy

After her break up, she decided to boost her self esteem and go hilt hunting

by No puttz January 27, 2015