Definitions by No Veneer in 'ere

phlepnumosity 

Phlepnumosity happens when one stares at or enjoys looking at their veins and arteries. It can lead to Venephobia, the fear of veins, if it happens often or for too long.

Clare had a sudden feeling of phlepnumosity today. I hope that she will recover.

phlepnumosity by No Veneer in 'ere May 26, 2020

Alex Brooker 

Famous for British show The Last Leg. Has one prosthetic leg and is missing several fingers. Was the first disabled person to do the luge, and known for his horrified face while attempting it. Is usually mocked by colleague Josh Widdecombe.

You look like Alex Brooker

Alex Brooker by No Veneer in 'ere December 31, 2018