Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012
Get the Soggy Coconutsmug. A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.
What the hell is a platypire?
by Nix Wolfwood June 01, 2014
Get the platypiremug.