Definitions by Nix Wolfwood
platypire
A vampire platypus that will eventually take over the world. It started out as a rambunctious platypus that, foolishly, attacked a vampire and turned itself. Since then, it has been going around creating other platypires for its shenanigans.
What the hell is a platypire?
platypire by Nix Wolfwood June 1, 2014
Soggy Coconuts
Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.
Soggy Coconuts by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012