2 definitions by Nitbag Brad
Caelen is a special kinda guy ... Caelen will buy you an ice cream and take you for long walks on the beach ... Some say Caelen can eat a walrus with his eyeball sooome say Caelen is a child molester ... Sooome people are very right , soooome people a reece for example may be susceptible to a hard sausage pounding from Caelen because caelen feels like it ... Dont trust Caelen , you let a caelen into your life then BAM! Caelen's going round to your grans house every friday to " season her sandwich " Caelen is a slimeball.
Dean : So ... Hows your gran lately ?
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
Gerald: Shes had three hip replacements in the last week ...
Dean: I think your gran is boning a caelen !
Gerald: What makes you say that ?
Dean: I wasn't born a cripple you know
by Nitbag Brad April 24, 2018
Rolf : STORY TIME ...So it was 1976 , I was off my mind on acid , in a room with with some 15 inch pvc piping and one lucky hedgehog ...
Harris : Go on ...
5 mins later
Rolf : And that's how Hedgehogging was created !
Harris : Go on ...
5 mins later
Rolf : And that's how Hedgehogging was created !
by Nitbag Brad July 20, 2018