Ninja Nerd Warrior's definitions

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Cosplay Hot

When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.

I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 12, 2018

Roller Coaster Crazy

That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.

So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy

by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 2, 2016

Stripper bait

The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.

I always have at least $100 in ones on the table when I go to the strip club as stripper bait.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 11, 2014

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.

Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"

by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014