Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.
I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015
mugGet the Report Tardmug.

Science Hipster

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate
I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017
mugGet the Science Hipstermug.

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
mugGet the captain feed a homug.

Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.
Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014
mugGet the Cust-Friendmug.

Cosplay Hot

When you're at a comic convention and you hook up with a female in cosplay, that you thought was hot. But then you see her in her regular clothes and are severely disappointed.
I broke up with that girl that I met at Comic Con. She was Cosplay Hot. If she was always dressed like wonder woman, she'd be perfect.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 12, 2018
mugGet the Cosplay Hotmug.