living your best life

What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.

We got so wasted at the club last night. Dont tell me about living your best life.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019

douche drizzle

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 03, 2015

Audio Douche

The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down

Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 10, 2018

Bitch Battle

A fight engaged in on any form of social media. Usually involving threats of physical violence which will never occur, even if they ever meet in person

I just sat there and watched these two argue in the comment section. Talking tough and trying to scare each other. It was a total Bitch Battle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.

The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 09, 2015

Hash-tard

Any person who uses more hashtags than actual words in their social media posts.

I had to remove Christina from my news feed because she is a hash-tard. I got tired of reading things like "Getting my hair done. #gorgeous #dyingmyhair #blonde #naturalbeauty #whatwhat #jealousbitch #hot #ilovechewinggum #whatwasisaying #ihaveADHD.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior October 14, 2013

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015