Definitions by Ninja Nerd Warrior

Science Hipster 

Refers to a generation of society, born roughly around the death of grunge music, that refuses to believe anything that science tells them because it's too mainstream.

Science hipsters are the reason that we have people believe the earth is flat, and there is a 3rd option, besides male or female, to put on a birth certificate

I had to break up with Lisa. She kept telling me how the earth was flat and how She is going to let her baby choose her gender when it's old enough.

She is either stupid, or she is a science hipster.

Science Hipster by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 19, 2017

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

duracell dick by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017

captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.

Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day

captain feed a ho by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017

Roller Coaster Crazy 

That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.

So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy

Roller Coaster Crazy by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 2, 2016

Great Soldier, Horrible General 

An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.

I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General

Great Soldier, Horrible General by Ninja Nerd Warrior December 4, 2015

douche drizzle 

When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air

I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.

douche drizzle by Ninja Nerd Warrior August 3, 2015

Getting Kanye'd 

When someone interrupts something you are saying, with somthing completely pointless that takes the attention off of you and puts it on them.

Have you noticed how Brenda will always talk about her new job, I had to stop hanging with her because I got tired of Getting Kanye'd everytime I opened my mouth.

Getting Kanye'd by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2015