19 definitions by Ninja Nerd Warrior
The person that turns the volume all the way up, on any TV or Stereo, in an electronic store, So that everyone else is assaulted by their horrible taste in music. Then walks away without turning the volume back down
Do you always have to put the stereo on dubstep and blast it, when I bring you to the store? You are such an Audio Douche
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 27, 2018
An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with
He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking
by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 29, 2017
A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.
Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014
What you tell people when you get drunk or high in a nicer place than you usually get drunk or high.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 13, 2019
The stack of money that a customer at a strip club places on the table, in hopes that it will get the dancers to talk to him. However that customer never spends a dime. Just puts that stack back in his pocket and leaves.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 29, 2014
The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.
I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle
by Ninja Nerd Warrior April 7, 2018
That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.
So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy
by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 3, 2016