12 definitions by Nine

Pressed Chicken

To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.

My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken

by Nine February 18, 2004

skitz

Wiping your finger on your sweaty ass/balls/vagine/underarm and then wiping it under an unknowing persons nose.

He was just standing in the line at the bank and I gave him a skitz.

by Nine February 18, 2004

Happy Fuck You Day

The best thing to say when someone annoys you very much. Used to applaud one's stupid acts. Most commonly followed by the word, "asshat".

Random Driver 1 cuts off Random Driver 2.
Random Driver 2: Thank you very much. Yeah, Happy Fuck You Day, Asshat!!!

by Nine December 18, 2004

screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by Nine February 21, 2004

twinkle

Inserting two fingers (usually the fore-and middle finger, but its really up to you)into an orafice of your choice and rapidly flicking them back and forth for stimulation.

Would you like a little twinkle?

by Nine February 18, 2004