Definitions by Niko Zorich

Shits n' Giggles 

To laugh in such a manner that you soil yourself.

So, Niko kept making shits n' giggles and Brandon ran to the restroom.

Shits n' Giggles by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009

Fire Hydrant

To unleash an incredibly large quantity of semen onto a crowd of innocent bystanders with no shame or regret of doing so.

Not to be confused with Broken Hose, Crying Snake, Saggy Water Balloon, or Sex Monsoon.

He got tired of waiting at the bus stop and decided to fire hydrant everyone around him.

Fire Hydrant by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009

Obamaphobic 

Fear of Barack Obama or just white-talking black people in general. It is a ver rare occasion.

Red states = Obamaphobic.

Obamaphobic by Niko Zorich March 30, 2009

Barfalahmayhoe 

1. To eat large amounts of mayonnaise then regurgitate it into a young woman's asshole.

2. To sail the seven seas with your best friend.

"I went to a Barfalahmayhoe party on Christmas Eve with my best friend's mom. I had an amazing time."

Barfalahmayhoe by Niko Zorich October 1, 2008