4 definitions by Nigerian Nightmare

1. A NBA forward who has played for the Chicago Bulls, Indiana Pacers, Sacramento Kings, Houston Rockets and Los Angeles Lakers. He is known for his ferocious perimeter defense and eccentric personality.

2. The act of a brawny black man lashing out on a scrawny white man for seemingly insignificant reasons. This comes from an incident where Artest attacked a spectator at a Pacers-Pistons matchup in 2004, which led to his suspension for the remainder of that season.

3. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halftime of any athletic performance. This stems from a 2010 interview where Artest admitted to occasionally consuming Hennessey during halftime before returning to the court for games.

4. The act of consuming Hennessey at the halfway point of a social event. Also influenced by the 2010 Artest interview.
1. Ron Artest is one of the NBA's best defensive players in any given year if he can keep his head on straight.

2. If this emo punk keeps annoying me I will pull a Ron Artest on his ass.

3. My first-half performance wasn't too good. I guess I'm gonna have to do a Ron Artest to loosen up and finish this game strong.

4. This party isn't moving me. Let's try a Ron Artest and hope we wake up in the morning.
by Nigerian Nightmare June 4, 2010
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A derogatory term used to describe anyone who revels in consistently wearing apparel purchased from Abercrombie & Fitch Co., as well as anyone who goes out of their way to defend the company against any criticism regarding their hiring practices, product quality, hypersexual advertising, customer base specification, etc.

Abercrazies (plural) tend to be very materialistic, high-maintenance and self-absorbed. The typical Abercrazy demographic is covered by upper-middle class Caucasian women ages 14-25, although in recent years, more men and individuals of other age groups and ethnic backgrounds have started to fall under the definition's umbrella.
"I go to high school in the suburbs and it's passing period. I'm just walking next to the women's restroom. Here comes the Abercrazy stampede."
by Nigerian Nightmare January 28, 2010
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A derogatory term for an individual who deeply prefers to sport apparel sold under the Hollister brand. Typically materialistic, self-absorbed and socially unconscious. Said individuals are also known for vigorously defending critics regarding many of the controversial issues surrounding the brand, including accusations that the brand's parent company, Abercrombie and Fitch Co. sells sex to its teenage consumer base. Are also known for vehemently fighting claims that Hollister feeds off of a West Coast feel in order to garner customers from less desirable regions like the Midwest. The original demographic for this type of person was characterized by upper-middle class Caucasian teenage girls, but has spread to cover men and individuals of other age groups and ethnic backgrounds.

also see Abercrazy
Slacker #1: "Where do Hollister Hos feel at home?"
Slacker #2: "The beach?"
#1: "No...the mall!"

Valley Girl #1: "Do you, like, wear anything else, or are you just another Hollister Ho?"
Valley Girl #2: "Totally not true...I just bought this really comfy jacket from Reuhl No.925!"

(note that Reuhl No.925 is, like Hollister, another subsidary of Abercrombie and Fitch)
by Nigerian Nightmare January 28, 2010
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Slang term for women's lingerie, especially thongs and g-strings.
"Yo, tell Britney and Paris that they need to get a pussyrope on. These paparazzi photos are just raunchy!"

"I keep a collection of all the pussyrope that girls leave behind here so you know I've been doing work in this bed."
by Nigerian Nightmare July 1, 2009
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