Definitions by Nick Williams

two's up 

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

two's up by nick williams January 13, 2009

bifferage 

to smoke a bifta (reefa, spliff, joint, marijuana cigarette) but sound eloquent and elegant about doing so.

"Good day, old fellow! Would you care to partake in a spot of bifferage, brimming with the finest morocan marijuana?"

bifferage by Nick Williams August 16, 2006

bifftizle 

Alternate, yet seemingly cooler, word for bifta. Transformed by the marvel of Snoop Dogg's chronic speak..

Snoop Doggy Dogg proclaims to Dr. Dre, "Good Gosh old sport, this bifftizle is proving most intoxicating! How about a spot of quantum physics?"

bifftizle by Nick Williams August 16, 2006

brocolli head 

adj. a vegetarian with a particularly rampant fetish for brocolli fuelled by a true lack of meat. Usually under the impression that being vegetarian is some kind of revolutionary life choice.

"you tree hugging brocolli heads had better off my land or i shall strike you down with a slab of meat marinated in sheeps blood, boiled in the blended remains of a chicken and seasoned with smoked pigs anus!"

brocolli head by Nick Williams August 16, 2006