Definitions by Nick Melotte

Titums

boobs, tits, man's best friend, etc.

Look at the titums on that bitch!

Titums by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008

The Admiral 

While doing a girl doggy-style, move around the room without using her/your hands to steer. Movement is produced by excessive humpage.

Guy 1: I did the admiral to Stacy for 3 hours last night.
Guy 2: Fall over ?
Guy 1: Yep.

The Admiral by Nick Melotte July 23, 2008