ploungus

A derogatory term for a lackey, goon or just an office worker who is being an especially goofy goober.

Boss: "Stop messing with the robot vacuum, you're being a ploungus".
Ploungus: "Alright, just don't report it to HR".

by Nick Is Bizarre March 01, 2024

spugger

a kind of weird sugar with buggers in it

Person 1: "I hate it when people put spugger in my coffee."
Person 2: "on god."

by Nick Is Bizarre August 23, 2023

Screen turnoff

The mongoloid way for a person to communicate screen saving mode and or battery saving mode

Person 1: "How do i turn off the Screen turnoff on mac?"
Person 2: "Do you mean sleep mode?"
Person 1: "Same shit."

by Nick Is Bizarre May 08, 2024