Nick D's definitions

false dat

opposite of "true dat"...that's bullshit!

"Man I just got me a triple double"
"False dat nigga you know you got no game!"

by Nick D February 7, 2003

the 420 meal

A meal consisting of any 4 items off the Wendy's (stoners graceland) 99 cent value menu. In PA or any other state where sales tax is 6%, it comes out to $4.20. You should usually eat this meal when you're high (obviously) and preferably at 4:20.

You: "Pass that blunt dogg."
Gary Coleman: "It's kicked, man. Looks like we're out of weed."
Aaron Carter: "Awwwww sheeeeit I got the munchies like a motherfucker."
You: "Word to your mother! I could really go for the 420 meal right about now."

by Nick D September 21, 2003

small change

An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.

Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."

by Nick D May 27, 2006

Dempsey's

a diner that appears to be a Denny's ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since Dempsey's was founded 5 years before Denny's.

I used to flip burgers for a living, but now I work at Dempsey's and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. Now I'm a serious pimp.

by Nick D February 21, 2003

yes dear, if you want

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.

"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."

by Nick D February 25, 2003

jump ship

To bail out, jump off the wagon, quit the team.

"You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When you trying get this money for the rent
For the Cadallics and gas money spent
Will cause a whole lotta bitches jumping ship"
-from "Hustle and Flow"

Will: "How's it going with my little sister Janie?"
Johnny: "Stupid whore decided to jump ship. She found out about my 'business trips.' Well, she forgave me for that. But then she found out that I banged your mom indabutt. But then the got over that. Then she found out I knocked up her best friend. But that was cool in the end. Then she caught me with that goat. But whatever. Then there was the time she found out about my fourteen wives in Utah, my tendency to murder prostitutes, and my penchant for eight-year-old boys, including your little brother, who I molested several times and put on the internet. But she forgave me. Then I forgot our 7-month anniversary, and she DUMPED ME!!! Stupid fucking skank-ass gutter slut cock-gobbling trick. I think I'm going to shoot her."
Will: "You forgot your anniversary? You deserved it, you asshole! And don't call my sister a 'trick'!"

by Nick D February 24, 2006

on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

by Nick D September 28, 2005