Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 13, 2004
1)
Very drunk, almost to the point of being tore down. This saying likely originated in Jamaica.
2)
Homosexual.
Very drunk, almost to the point of being tore down. This saying likely originated in Jamaica.
2)
Homosexual.
Sid: "Aye mon, did you see Betty making out with that girl last night? She must be on the other side."
Phil: "Nah man, it's not anything like that, she was just on the other side."
Sid: "Oh OK, that explains it."
Phil: "Nah man, it's not anything like that, she was just on the other side."
Sid: "Oh OK, that explains it."
by Nick D July 27, 2004
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D February 25, 2004
You: "Let me use the shitter, I've got serious B.S.!"
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)
Your grandma: "Shut up, that's total B.S. Anyway I need to piss like a racehorse."
You: "Move bitch!!! Oh shit I'm not gonna make it!!!"
(doesn't make it)
by Nick D November 19, 2003
A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.
"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"
"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"
"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"
"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"
"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"
by Nick D September 28, 2005
by Nick D February 16, 2003
1) to leave a place, sometimes forcefully
2) to get out of a rut
3) to suddenly experience large numbers of zits, usually on one's face
NOTE: Break out is NOT the opposite of break in.
2) to get out of a rut
3) to suddenly experience large numbers of zits, usually on one's face
NOTE: Break out is NOT the opposite of break in.
1)
As soon as I realized I had fallen for the old "go to bed at 2 with a 10, get up at 10 with a 2" scam, I knew I had to break out of that joint ASAP.
2)
I broke out of my dating slump by scoring a threesome with the Olsen twins and doing Mary Kate indabutt.
3)
I tricked her into letting me give her the money shot by telling her it would prevent her face from breaking out.
As soon as I realized I had fallen for the old "go to bed at 2 with a 10, get up at 10 with a 2" scam, I knew I had to break out of that joint ASAP.
2)
I broke out of my dating slump by scoring a threesome with the Olsen twins and doing Mary Kate indabutt.
3)
I tricked her into letting me give her the money shot by telling her it would prevent her face from breaking out.
by Nick D January 29, 2004