bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".
The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.
by Nick D February 18, 2003
Get the slip her the sausage mug.A very obese person who consumes a large quantity of food. May eat you out of house and home if he/she visits. Closest known synonym is cheese hog.
Better hide those Cheesecake Factory leftovers before Ted comes over with his girlfriend Cindy. That bitch is a big-time refrigerator raider.
by Nick D June 28, 2006
Get the refrigerator raider mug.The epitome of being all over something. Tri Delt refers to the Delta Delta Delta sorority which is known all over the country for very large girls.
When the troops brought the loaf of bread into the Ethiopian village, the starving kids there were all over that mofo like a Tri Delt on cake.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
Shit dogg, check out that guy totally covered in bees. Those things are all over him like a bunch of Tri Delts on a bunch of cakes.
by Nick D November 03, 2003
Get the like a Tri Delt on cake mug.A game used to determine who gets to sit shotgun in a car. Basically you pick a number between zero and the number one less than the number of people who are playing. Then everyone throws out a number in that range, and whoever's original number matches the remainder when the sum of the thrown numbers is divided by the number of people playing, wins. It's a really dumb game, and that tool bag Nicholas D claims to have invented it.
Nick D: "Shotty!"
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."
Nicholas D: "No, let's play remainders of fun for it."
Nick D: "I already called shotty."
Nicholas D: "So what? Let's play."
Nick D: "Shotty is french for 'let me sit fucking shotgun before I shoot you with a fucking shotgun'."
Nicholas D: "OK, I'll just sit bitch."
Nick D: "You would."
by Nick D May 23, 2004
Get the remainders of fun mug.1) beer pong, where you try to throw a ping pong ball into cups of beer across the table...other team drinks the made cups.
2) the capital of Lebanon.
2) the capital of Lebanon.
1) It ain't just a city in Lebanon. HOLLA!
2) I played 20 games of Beirut in Beirut last night, and this morning I'm paying for that shit, riding the porcelain bus
2) I played 20 games of Beirut in Beirut last night, and this morning I'm paying for that shit, riding the porcelain bus
by Nick D February 13, 2003
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Get the crackerettes mug.A very effective way to pick up the ladies, most oftenly used in college. This is how you do it:
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
1) Become the world's greatest beirut player, or at least practice until you're good.
2) Befriend another guy who's also skilled at the game and make him your beirut partner.
3) Attend a big beirut game and show off your skills as you run the table.
4) Challenge the hottest team of girls in the place to a game.
5) Decide amongst yourselves which girl is for which guy.
6) Annihilate the girls in a game of beirut, but compliment them on their skills or lack thereof.
7) Attempt to "make it more even" by switching teams so each of you has the girl you picked earlier on your team.
8) Play the game. The girls will be uncontrollably attracted to you due to your skills. Flirt with the girl as you both get drunker and drunker.
9) Decide eventually that it is time to stop playing. At this point the four of you head somewhere to "talk", "watch TV", etc.
10) One of you starts hooking up with your girl, and the other tells his girl "let's get out of here". The two of them leave.
11a) If you are the guy who stays, beat it up.
11b) If you are the guy who leaves, get the girl to your room. Try telling her that you have something you want to show her (your beer case wallpaper, your awesome neon sign, your penis, etc.). Take her up there and chuck it in her.
Simon: "Last night at the strip club was awesome! I got a $10 lapdance. What did you do."
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
Tom: "Me and Vinny pulled the old beirut trick again. Couple of Theta girls this time."
Simon: "So did you slip her the sausage?"
Tom: "You know it. Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 12, 2004
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