Definitions by Nick D

alligator arm

(verb) To shoot in a weak, goofy style without extending the arm; to short-arm.
(noun) A person's arm that tends to shoot in the above fashion.

This term comes from the weak, short arms of the alligator. This is the reason alligators are generally not good beirut players.

UNC really blew that game against Duke when McCants alligator armed that buzzer shot and it fell five feet short.

alligator arm by Nick D February 3, 2005

pop your collar 

To flip your collar up on your polo shirt. Very common practice for guys in fraternities and other college-age preppy types. The guy who does this is often referred to as "that guy."

Ronald could never convince anyone that he really popped his collar for practical neck insulation and was not in fact "that guy."

pop your collar by Nick D January 25, 2005

toss a couple kids at her 

To ejaculate on a girl (not in an orifice).

Brenda definitely wasn't model material, but I'd had a few beers and I figured it wouldn't hurt to take her in the back room of the bar and toss a couple kids at her face.

toss a couple kids at her by Nick D January 24, 2005

bind 

To cause constipation.

Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"

bind by Nick D January 23, 2005

y'ins 

A synonym of "y'all." Most likely came from a contraction of "you ones" or something like that. Often has other contractions appended onto it, such as in "y'ins'dn't've" (you all would not have). Used in rural America.

If y'ins'dn't've let the sheep get out the yard, I'dn't've had to go back to that damn wretched mother of yours.

y'ins by Nick D January 17, 2005

get blown

1) To get completely fucked up off alcohol, weed, drugs, etc.
2) To receive oral sex.

Dawson: "If these girls get blown enough, we'll probably have a good chance of getting blown tonight."
Pacey: "Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Who you want?"
Dawson: "Joey."
Pacey: "Good, 'cuz I'll take anything."

get blown by Nick D January 5, 2005

chicken selects 

McDonald's chicken strips that are featured in a series of new ghetto commercials in order to appeal to the "fried chicken-eating" crowd.

(typical McDonald's commercial)
Jameel: "What up nigga, you cap any dem bloods today?"
Tyrone: "Fo' shizzle, I done popped a few. What you stuffin' yo' fat black face with?"
Jameel: "Dogg I got deez BANGIN' McNuggets. They da sheeeeeeit, yaknowwhatimsayin?"
Tyrone: "Word on da street. Ayyo check out deez chicken selects...straight up gangsta."
Jameel: "Word to yo' mama. You want a McNugget?"
Tyrone: "Heeeeeellll yeah, hook a nigga up wit dat chronic!"
Jameel: "Now let me get a chicken select."
Tyrone: "Fool you trippin."
Jameel: "Maybe yo' bitch ass didn't hear me the first time. Gimme one of dem chicken selects before we get into some gangsta shit and I waste yo' punk ass with this GAT!"
Tyrone: "You know the name of the game fool...go get yo' own!"
Jameel: "Fuck you nigga!!!" *BANG BANG* "Now yo' mama gonna have to pour out a perfectly good 40 for yo' trick ass. HAHA I got dem chicken selects now BITCH!"
White Middle-Aged Announcer: "Chicken Selects, new at McDonalds. Get your own box...or just whip out yo' nine, bust a cap in some punk-ass nigga, and steal his."

chicken selects by Nick D December 7, 2004