A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
by Nick D September 09, 2005
Get the I'm your dad mug.1) A cheap (but good) 70 proof whiskey-like liquor made in New Orleans.
2) A state of relaxation common in the southern USA.
2) A state of relaxation common in the southern USA.
Even though I was in Alaska, after those 10 shots of southern comfort I was in a total state of southern comfort.
by Nick D February 04, 2004
Get the southern comfort mug.1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."
2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"
3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."
2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"
3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
by Nick D December 11, 2003
Get the fake the deal mug.1) the NCAA basketball tournament
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
2) the school event that made your little sweatpants-and-Vanilla-Ice-T-shirt-wearing bitch ass all nervous in junior high
1) "Hell yeah...we're going to the big dance! Money!"
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
2) "Ummm...Susie...uhhh...my name's Freddy and I sit behind you in english 5th period...uhhh...so I was just wondering...uhhh..."
"No."
"Uhhh...but...you know...I."
"No I won't go to the big dance with you. Eat a fat dick, loser."
by Nick D February 25, 2003
Get the the big dance mug.A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
Get the curb test mug.A cornrows-like hairstyle that was popular with African-Americans in the 1980's.
"Bartender, bring me a Big Mac combo and a Jeri curl kit." -B.G.
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
"Had a Jeri curl didn't quite learn...on da block with yo' glock trippin' on sherm." -2pac
by Nick D June 04, 2003
Get the Jeri curl mug.A common party activity in which two people hold another person's feet while the person's hands hold onto the keg. Another person holds the tap in their mouth until they give the signal to stop, and everyone else counts. The object of this activity is to chug beer from the keg upside down for as long as possible.
Colin Powell: "Mr. President, I strongly suggest you look at these files reporting a possible imminent terrorist threat on American soil."
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
W: "Uh, just a second, I'm in the middle of some important business. All right, Dick, get my left foot...Laura, get my right foot, and Jenna, you get the tap. I'm gonna suck this baby dry! Woo-wee!"
Janet Reno (opens the door): (in a low, bellowing voice) "Did somebody say 'kegstands'? Let me at it!"
by Nick D August 30, 2004
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