Nick D's definitions

never have I ever

A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).

That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

poopbutt

A sucker who lacks street smarts and is easily played; a mark.

"I ain't the one, the one to get played like a poopbutt...ya see I'm from the streets, and I know what's up." -Ice Cube, N.W.A.'s "I Ain't Tha 1"

John talked Rusty into buying "turbo-powered" toilet paper for double the price of regular. Man, what a poopbutt that guy is.

by Nick D August 28, 2005

make it

1) To reach a goal.
2) To have sex, in 80's slang.

Judd: "EMILIO!!!"
Emilio: "How's your attempt to make it with a girl from every sorority on campus going?"
Judd: "I finally made it by banging Molly from Tri Delt last weekend. Serious hogging."
Emilio: "Word."

by Nick D May 24, 2004

y'all'd

"you all would", to a redneck.

If y'all'd round up them there pigs for me, I reckon I'd give you a quarter.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

garbage man

Someone who frequently dates girls that other guys have thrown out like trash. Usually goes for girls that are getting over a bad breakup.

Jerry: "Man check out Larry with that skank-ass bitch Mary. Didn't Harry just kick that ho to the curb last week?"
Terry: "Hell yeah dogg. And not too long ago I saw him trying to beat up my old bitch, Carrie. That weak-ass motherfucker is always taking out the trash."
Jerry: "Word to your mother. What a fucking garbage man."

by Nick D November 11, 2003

derb

A home run derby: a baseball competition in which whoever can hit the ball out of the park the most times before making a given number of "outs" (non-homers) wins.

While R. Kelly and Fez were waiting for the middle school to let out, they decided to have a derb since chicks dig the longball...especially 13-year-olds.

by Nick D July 13, 2004

in those jeans

A slightly more subtle way to refer to getting up in someone's genital area. Basically
"Can I get up in those jeans?" = "Can I tap that ass?"

"Tell me is there any more room for me...in those jeans?" -Ginuwine ("In Those Jeans")

"Yo guess what? I just did your sister in the ass."
"Shut up bitch, that girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a 2 dollar whore. Even Ginuwine couldn't get up in those jeans."

by Nick D October 15, 2003