best sports team ever in sports history. All you yankee haters hate us because you never win shit, it tok the red sox 86 years to win 1 of their 3 world series rings. YANKEES HAVE 26, all other teams suck compared to the yankees, so dont talk about the yankees when the team with the second most rings is the Cardinals with 9. Yankees have 17 more then the closedt team. BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!!
by Nick June 05, 2005

by Nick July 23, 2004

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
by Nick April 12, 2006

when a group of males all stand in a circle and everyone jerks the person os either the right or the left of them.
"Hey, are you guys up for a circle jerk, lets all go right."
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"
"Ok, but I well have to stand out, I'm left handed"
by nick September 07, 2004

Grrrr, hey get out my way, I have to shit like a wookie. I got a turtle head pokin', it's getting all emotional on me.
by nick May 25, 2005

by Nick August 31, 2004

by nick February 20, 2004
