Blunderguff

A horrendous smelling fart let off just before an attractive member of the opposite sex comes in the room.

Haha.... that James just set off a blunderguff- he farted & the girl he likes came over to talk him!

by Nicholas Gunn January 18, 2008

bleezer

Abderdonian slang for somebody who is constantly drunk or drinks very heavily- a bit like pisshead & steamer

"Boaby's pissed again!"
"He's aye pissed, he's such a bleezer!"

by Nicholas Gunn September 16, 2007