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Definitions by Nept00nz

When you sneeze and accidentally shit your pants. This is more common with old people and people that like to put things in their butts, but can happen to an unknowing average person after the wrong meal or the beginning of a flu or other like illnesses.
I admit in the past I've sharted before, but this is the my first shneezit.
Shneezit by Nept00nz September 8, 2026

Zingerflop 

A penis that can be seen flopping around in pants or dress
Big Mike's zingerflop went nuts when he was dancing with Elen. It was all over the place.
Zingerflop by Nept00nz June 17, 2024