2 definitions by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal
1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.
2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.
3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.
4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.
3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.
4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.
The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."
The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal October 26, 2007
v. To Flubber:
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
1) to flop around and wallow like a pinniped.
2) the common actions of any of a number of mammals belonging to the order Pinnepedia whilst lounging around on an iceberg or land mass --or a cream colored leather sofa.
3) The act of lying on one's stomach on a couch with head turned sideways, as though looking over one's shoulder --to watch a TV that would be directly in front of a normally seated viewer on said couch-- while simultaneously shifting around and exhaling, sighing and grunting as though the mere weight of one's body was simply too much burden to bear on the gigantic pot belly and blubbery thorax.
Watching Eric flubbering around on that couch like a drunken seal is driving me insane.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal"
It takes an extremely sedentary person to flubber like that piece of shit does every day. If I were that slothlike I think I would bury my face in the couch cushions and suffocate my useless ass.
If he only had whiskers and tusks, that flubbering seal would be a walrus.
by Nemesis of The Flubbering Seal October 26, 2007