Nelson Mandela's definitions

Molex

An expensive watch worn by a child molester, usually in an attempt to create a respectable image. The term is derived from Rolex, a manufacturer of luxury watches. The effect is ruined if accompanied by a molesterstache.

Gary Glitter wears his molex while cruising in his molestermobile.

by Nelson Mandela June 7, 2007

CEO of small peen

The absolute sexiest and most powerful man alive. His penis is very small and now even visible. It is said that he can make anything happen with just the flick of his dick(which is an innie).

Damn Jack, you’re penis is so small and hot you must be the CEO of small peen!

by Nelson Mandela May 6, 2020