Definitions by Nathaniel Reebus

jack bauer 

The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.

Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

jack bauer by Nathaniel Reebus November 3, 2007

poulsbo 

Place of gods. Envy of mortals.

i had sex with brittnay everett in poulsbo, porn capital of the universe. aww-yea!

poulsbo by Nathaniel Reebus October 27, 2007

bainbridge 

where a ton of rich whte kids live.

bainbridge kids all wanna be like poulsbo kids, pregnant and gangsta

bainbridge by Nathaniel Reebus October 27, 2007