procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Italian Stallion

me

Bitches call me the Italian Stallion cuz I'm hung like a horse and they ride me all night!

by Nate June 06, 2003

duimbbe

When you run into Burger King dressed as a giant hamburger saying you must save your people and start taking the hamgburgers outta peoples mouths and then proclaim that the aliens are coming

Some dude did a duimbbe today.
Wtf is wrong with those people!

by Nate October 14, 2004

LARPie

Pejorative term for a LARPer (Live Action Role Play) in which people (generally lacking in social skills and basic hygiene) can act out fastasy role-play scenarios generally consisting of running around in the woods or their parents' backyard.

They could be found early on in their lives playing D&D and Magic at the lunch table in school. Generally shy around normies. Most male LARPies have little to no contact with the opposite sex, or at least the normies of the opposite sex.

"I live in a world of cold steel, and dungeons, and mighty foes.."

"I live in a world of dungeons, too. The dungeon we're taking you to is called the Reno County Jail."

"I'm wearing boots of escaping!"

"LARPies..."

by nate July 10, 2006

tfc

short for "too fucking cool"

i tried calling rick, but he's tfc tonight with that fat new girl.

by nate March 18, 2005

XXX

1) unofficial movie rating for pornography that displays orifice penetration;
2) a godawful movie staring Vin Diesel

1) "Me and my frat brothers hung out and watch Jena Jameson in XXX porn!"

2) "I can't believe I paid $7 to watch that stupid Vin Diesel movie!"

by Nate June 13, 2003

roflen

the present tense verb of rofl, which means "rolling on the floor laughing"

she is wearin emo glasses, roflen!

by nate November 24, 2004