ride the shoulder

Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.

Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.

by Napoleon Bonerhard November 18, 2006

Brazilian Girls

Quite possible the most seductive musicians ever heard. If you do not crave a finer state after hearing them you may be dead.

We smoked some fine opiated hashish 'cause Sabina would've done it. Then we freaked to the Brazilian Girls until we were both spent.

by Napoleon Bonerhard June 15, 2007

shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.

Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.

by napoleon bonerhard May 29, 2012

jetter

A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.

He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.

by Napoleon Bonerhard December 05, 2006