NICk's definitions
by Nick August 31, 2003

by Nick September 23, 2007


Eating another person's ass to provide sexual pleasure. Usually a result of a large chemical or alcohol intake that leaves you feeling so wild and horny you just wanna do EVERYTHING.
I came home from that kegger and I was so blotto I think I performed rumpilingus on my girl.
or
On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
or
On prom night, we did everything shy of rumpilingus.
by Nick February 9, 2005

by Nick February 8, 2005

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.
They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.
by nick November 17, 2006

Hey, did you see that guy open that beer bottle with his teeth?
Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.
Totally
Man, you'd have to be off your gourd to do that.
Totally
by nick May 22, 2006
