Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.
How can Bard _not_ realize that everyone wishes he would go away. He's obnoxious, stupid, and clueless. He's uninteresting, not witty, and not wanted. What a gomer!
by N. Berry March 20, 2007
Ovaknot - That white, slimy, springy lump of tissue that rests on a raw egg yolk and connects the white of an egg to its yolk. Usually there are 2 well-defined ovaknots per egg, occasionally they are almost non-existant.
"Please pick the ovaknots out of the eggs before you scamble them; they are terribly gross."
"You are crazy. Pick the ovaknots out yourself if they bother you."
"You are crazy. Pick the ovaknots out yourself if they bother you."
by N. Berry March 21, 2007
Removal of the testes for attitude adjustment in male animals; castrate, neuter.
deduded, dedudement, deduding.
deduded, dedudement, deduding.
"I had my stallion deduded yesterday, so now he is a gelding."
"Really? My dog Barney is scheduled for dedudement next week. Not sure when to dedude the cat."
"Really? My dog Barney is scheduled for dedudement next week. Not sure when to dedude the cat."
by N. Berry March 21, 2007