Definitions by N. Berry
gomer
Gomer - An obnoxious, pushy, rude person who thinks they are all that and a fudge brownie, who persists in hanging around where they are not wanted. A gomer can butt into private conversations at work, show up uninvited at parties, or on internet chat rooms and bulletin boards. They usually have an over-blown sense of their own worth which no one else shares.
Ovaknot
Ovaknot - That white, slimy, springy lump of tissue that rests on a raw egg yolk and connects the white of an egg to its yolk. Usually there are 2 well-defined ovaknots per egg, occasionally they are almost non-existant.