Myajd jdg's definitions

viagragain

From an episode of the Simpsons. Supposedly gives you an erection and your hair back.

Warning: may cause loss of hair or penis!

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

cretin

A wierdo person who just is... weird.

See: Jeff Hyman AKA Joey Ramone

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

california girls

The east coast girls are hip- I really dig those styles they wear. The southern girls with the way they talk- they knock me out when I'm down their. The midwest farmer's daughter's really make you feel alright. And the northern girls, with the way they kiss- they make they're boyfriend's feel alright.

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn’t wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world
I wish they all could be California girls...

A great song by the Beach Boys.

by Myajd jdg August 21, 2005

Trans Am

An American muscle car; the top model of the Pontiac Firebird, produced from 1969 'til 2002. Originally an appearance package for the Firebird 400. The next year, '70, it actually improved performance. One noteworthy T/A is the 1970 Ram Air V. It was a rare, dealer-installed option that took the RA-IV engine, and added solid lifters and tunnel port heads. They were rated at 500bhp, a 130hp improvement from the RA-IV. Also noteworthy is the '73 T/A. it was the first to feature a large "Screaming Chicken" graphic on the hood. The top engine, a 310hp (net) 455ci Super-Duty V8 got the T/A going pretty fast. The T/A, and its sister, the Camaro, were killed off in '02. Thanks alot, ricer geeks! It I wanted to hot-rod a mini-van, I'd at least make it look decent!

A dude in a green Civic pulled up to me and said he wanted to race. i asked him, "what kind of mods do you have?" He replies, "a spoiler, pimped-out rims, a subwoofer in the trunk, and a cold air intake system." He asked me the same, and I said, "nothing. Just a stock, 415hp 400 cube Ram Air V8." He may have beat me off the line, but I won the race by a long-shot.

by Myajd jdg July 13, 2005

truck

We can thank the truck for making skyscrapers, the interstate system, and modern life the wway it is. Without big trucks to hual cargo and supplies, it would still be like the 1800's.

I drive a '93 Dodge D-150 with a 2" lift and 33s. The engine is the old 360 LA model with headers and a brand spankin' new Holley 4-bbl.

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005