Definitions by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts

Jarvis

To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!

Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.

Jarvis by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022