Urban Dictionary: Definitions by My Parents Died

jakobo

big black niggar that likes kids and has small dick and big titties and fat ass as a man

a black man named jakobo that is fat ugly and has big ass and titties and gets discored mods as boyfriends

jakobo by My Parents Died September 12, 2022

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

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To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun

Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday

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