Definitions by My Little Pony Rules

Newton 

The act of having sex with multiple small children at once.

Ex. I saw an old man giving little children candy on a street corner yesterday...he was probably luring them in to give them the Newton.

Newton by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008

Wargasm 

The act of having an orgasm after playing a war-based game, FPS, or RTS.

After playing 14 straight hours of playing CoD 4, I had this HUGE and amazing wargasm that lasted the rest of the night.

Wargasm by My Little Pony Rules May 20, 2008

Noob Fruit 

A noob fruit is a homosexual noob, called so because of 'going gay' on somebody and being a noob at almost the same time or the same time. Some good examples...
Zac NewtonFruitNoob

A fruit = homosexual of some kind
A noob = ....noob?

Therefore a Noob Fruit is a homosexual noob.

Noob Fruit by My Little Pony Rules April 16, 2008

roflmfaoweat 

roflmfaoweat: Rolling on floor lauhging my fucking ass off while eating a twinkie.

a very long internet phrase used because it is very long
(like Billy)

omg that is so funny roflmfaoweat.

roflmfaoweat by My Little Pony Rules March 24, 2008