My 's definitions

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

shit stirrer

one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement

she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.

by My May 12, 2003

Wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand, then he proceeds to have sex with her whilst walking around the room.

by My May 21, 2003

Maddy

An asshole of a sister who likes to take all you things

Geez Maddy why do you always take all my things

by My August 17, 2015

nobgag

1. Crude joke centred around the male genitalia

2. the physical reaction which results from swordswallowing a blokes man meat too far.

theres nothing like a good nobgag!

by My May 14, 2003

guffhaling

to inhale someone elses guff

by My June 11, 2003

prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.

Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.

by My May 12, 2003