My's definitions

guffhaling

to inhale someone elses guff

by My June 11, 2003

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

shit stirrer

one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement

she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.

by My May 12, 2003

prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.

Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.

by My May 12, 2003

yorkie

Unpleasent person from the north of england characterised by string vests, whippets on strings. Is likely to breed pigeons, or breed with them in fact. Usually has a fat wife and 3 hundred squeeling kids, and complains about the weather all the time

by My May 13, 2003

nobgag

1. Crude joke centred around the male genitalia

2. the physical reaction which results from swordswallowing a blokes man meat too far.

theres nothing like a good nobgag!

by My May 14, 2003

chomp

to engage in rough oral sex

The bitch chomped me nuts till I passed out

by My May 9, 2003