chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.
In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.
by My May 13, 2003
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yorkie

Unpleasent person from the north of england characterised by string vests, whippets on strings. Is likely to breed pigeons, or breed with them in fact. Usually has a fat wife and 3 hundred squeeling kids, and complains about the weather all the time
by My May 13, 2003
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shit stirrer

one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement
she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.
by My May 12, 2003
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Wheelbarrow

Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand, then he proceeds to have sex with her whilst walking around the room.
by My May 21, 2003
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prok

mispelling on the word 'pork' often performed by nob jobs whilst in the act of tromboning
taste my prok sword baby!
by My June 11, 2003
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netto shopper

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prison sex

the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.
Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.
by My May 12, 2003
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