Mebound

A portmanteau of me and rebound. The act of a basketball player fielding their own rebound after missing their own shot or layup. A mebound is a sarcastic criticism of a player’s inflated rebound stats, since every mebound requires a missed attempt on the basket by the awarded player.

Angel Reese had a double double last night, but 75% of her rebounds were mebounds, some of which included three consecutive bricks by Reese in as many seconds.

by Mushroom Stamper May 26, 2025

mushroom stamp

When a man slaps a woman on some part of her body with his member.

'Slap'
Her "what are you doing?"
Him "Giving you a mushroom stamp, bitch!"

by mushroom stamper October 10, 2007

Eskimo Twins

When two men become Eskimo Brothers by having sex with the same chick at the same time.

Dude, I can't believe we DP'd that chick! You know what that makes us? Eskimo Twins!

by Mushroom Stamper April 10, 2015

Eskimo Brothers-In-Law

When two guys each have sex with a different full blooded sister.

what's up Joe, I just banged Becky. Really? I banged her sister! That makes us Eskimo brothers-In-Law!

by Mushroom Stamper April 10, 2015