Definitions by Murph McGirt

Furph 

See murph. A female form of a murph.
- note - very rare

Jane is a furph which means she loves to sniff panties, toilet seats and asses

Furph by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003

zot 

after a period of not showering, a person works up a sweat and then procedes to take two fingers and starting from the asshole, wipe upwards over the taint and up to the balls. The juice that is accumulated on the fingers must then be used to wipe under a foe's nose so that the smell can be enjoyed for days.

I gave George a "zot" because he is a dick

zot by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003

Roast beef Au Jus

Noun - A fleshy, flappy and hangy woman's vagina characterized by a brownish hue.

The girls Roast beef au jus was so foul it looked like it could be put in a roll with some gravy, horseradish and a slice of provalone cheese.

Roast beef Au Jus by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003