Definitions by Muffington P. Weathersby

Welfare hobbits 

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

Welfare hobbits by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

gettin' straight Carled 

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

gettin' straight Carled by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

etch a sketchin' 

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.

"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."

etch a sketchin' by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

poop painting by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

baby batter bankruptcy by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

French Dip 

When a guy fucks a girl with his balls while he spanks the monkey and pops on her stomach. He then dips his balls in the jizz and has her lick it off.

Estel went over to Sal's house for a pastrami reubin, but ended up getting a French Dip instead.

French Dip by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008