faggot ass nidan

n: a fat, greasy, Napolionic ass plug, who practices martial arts at the third grade level.
That faggot ass nidan Vince was really getting ass raped by those girl scouts at WalMart.
by Muffington P. Weathersby August 11, 2008
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poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.
"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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Legs

by Muffington P. Weathersby December 09, 2008
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baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.
Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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etch a sketchin'

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.
"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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Mexican sushi

n: an absolutely brilliant (all be it Mexican) concauction of hotdogs cut artisticly, and boiled to resemble fish, squid, eels, and Dora pinatas. Most often served with beandip and hot sauce over tortillia wraps.
Alejandro knew that Larshonqua was WAY too classy for the typical rolled taco platter, so he opted to take her out for Mexican sushi in stead.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 07, 2011
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