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Selfcest
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When
someone
takes “go fuck yourself”
a bit
too
literally
.
I told James to
go fuck
himself, but then he
actually
had selfcest with his
clone
.
Selfcest
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Ms. Funny-ha-ha
July 10, 2024
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Glontch
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The
sound
you make when you
drink
something
that’s not milk
Noise
:
Italian man
! I have a good ol’
bottle
of milk for you!
Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”
THIS ISN’T MILK!
Glontch
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Ms. Funny-ha-ha
February 15, 2024
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