Definitions by Ms Johnnie the Comic

Techtard

Someone who is innately bad with technology . Typically an older person or Boomer. Also techtarded

Can you explain What's AP to me again-slowly. You know I'm a techtard.

Techtard by Ms Johnnie the Comic April 12, 2020

but-naked

A person whose body looks okay when dressed, but-naked he/she looks fucked up. Similar to dun-lap, butter-face or booty-do.

After Shelia had that last baby, those stretch marks turned her but-naked. Joe is but-naked after losing 100 pounds, because all that flabby skin is so gross.

but-naked by Ms Johnnie the Comic January 23, 2020

Bando

Similar to a condo. The neighborhood abandoned building inhabited by random squatters, typically homeless drug addicts.

Every time the city boards up the bando, the junkies steal the plywood.

Bando by Ms Johnnie the Comic January 22, 2020