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tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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